So, I now serve Ice Cream for a living.
Expensive Ice Cream...
And it's pretty awesome, especially since my work week is shorter than my weekend... possibly because my work week is the weekend. It pays the bills... but not much else. So I guess I'm going to keep looking for a second, though I kind of doubt they'll keep me working so little with the fact that there's four people on the entire crew.
Life is good.